1 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,860 Wait till you see what I got at the hardware store. 2 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,580 What is it? Something that's going to be a big help to both of us around here. 3 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,600 A walkie -talkie? Yeah. 4 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,460 The age of electronics has come to the Stratford. From now on, if you ever need 5 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:29,400 me, all you have to do is pull out this antenna and push down on that little 6 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:35,120 switch right there and say, George, come in. Come in, George. Do you read me? 7 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:36,180 Over. 8 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:38,060 I'm not going to say that. 9 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,880 Well, then just say George and I'll know what you mean. 10 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,800 Anyway, it's going to be great. You'll never have to look for me again. 11 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,380 No, now I'll have to look for this. 12 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,839 Let's try it out. 13 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,798 You stay here. 14 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,220 I'll go into the dining room. 15 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:55,780 Okay, go ahead. 16 00:01:56,900 --> 00:02:00,240 Uh, George, would you please come in here? 17 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,780 Roger, Dick, where are you? 18 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:08,860 The garage. 19 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:25,380 It's a walkie -talkie. Where'd you get it? 20 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:28,640 George bought it. He thought it'd make it easier for us to find him. Where is 21 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,880 he? I have no idea. 22 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:33,380 Jack? 23 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,140 Uh, yes, George. 24 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,740 You didn't mean it when you said you were in the garage. 25 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:43,200 No, no, George, I'm sorry. I'm still in the lobby. 26 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,620 Let me talk to him. 27 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,820 Hello, George. This is Joanna. 28 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,880 Hi, Joanna. Where are you? 29 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:52,540 I'm in the lobby. 30 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:56,530 Listen, could you find the stepladder in the garage and bring it in here? 31 00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:57,930 You bet I can. 32 00:02:58,170 --> 00:02:59,170 Over and out. 33 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:00,210 Roger. 34 00:03:00,610 --> 00:03:02,290 I think this is wonderful. 35 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,150 Good. 36 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:06,690 Oh, excuse me. 37 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,510 Honey, this is Kirk's grandmother. 38 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:27,550 I know, honey. I remember, too. 39 00:03:28,390 --> 00:03:33,050 Oh, it's good to see you again. Thank you. Come on in. Sit down. 40 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:34,530 How are you? 41 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:40,850 Well, I'm a little tired. This cross -country business runs me ragged. That's 42 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,270 right. You came all the way from Montana. 43 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:45,230 Yeah, we were expecting you at Kirk's wedding. 44 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:50,750 Well, I was expecting to be here. You know, I was right on schedule until I 45 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:51,750 to Akron. 46 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,030 And then... 47 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,140 I met this gentleman. 48 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,360 And, um... Well, you know how that goes. 49 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,540 Anyway, anyway. I'm here now. 50 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,700 How's the bride and groom? 51 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,960 Oh, they're fine. 52 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,420 Unfortunately, they left for their honeymoon this morning. 53 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:11,560 I missed them? Yeah, I'm sorry. 54 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:16,779 Well, it's my own fault for thinking with my glands again. 55 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,760 I hope they won't be mad at me. 56 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:27,240 I'm sure they'll understand. I mean, who hasn't lost their heart in Akron? 57 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:35,000 Tell me, is this girl that Kirk married, is she nice? 58 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:39,380 Oh, she is wonderful. I know you're going to like her. Oh, I know I will. 59 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,260 And if I don't, it won't matter because I live 2 ,000 miles away. 60 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:49,080 Listen, I was just about to fix lunch. Will you join us? Love to. Good. Would 61 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,900 you like anything special? Something special would be fine. 62 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,650 my grandson's wedding? 63 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:06,990 You did miss it. 64 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:13,090 Yeah, I couldn't help it. I was in Akron. I was telling Dick and Joanna all 65 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:16,410 about it, and I ran into this gentleman. Say no more. 66 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:19,050 He knows all about that. 67 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:24,350 Grandma, I wasn't sure I'd ever get to say this, but I'd like you to meet my 68 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:27,050 wife. This is Cindy. Cindy, this is my grandma. 69 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,130 Oh, it's wonderful to meet you. And you, too. 70 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:33,210 Why aren't you two on your way to Niagara Falls? 71 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,240 Niagara Falls? 72 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,900 Is he classy or what? 73 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,760 Our car broke down on the way out of town. It won't be fixed until tomorrow. 74 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:45,240 You mean you're going to have to spend the first night of your honeymoon here 75 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,560 home? Well, you know, now that Kirk's grandmother is here, maybe we should 76 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,560 postpone our honeymoon. 77 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,040 Oh, she's sweet, but she's nuts. 78 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:56,780 You can't spend your honeymoon at home. Take my car. 79 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:58,940 Grandma, we can't do that. It would leave you stranded. 80 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,380 So what? I'm having my male hell for about... 81 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:07,350 Three weeks, I can hang in with Dick and Joanna, if that's all right with you. 82 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:11,710 Of course it is. Only this time, I insist on paying for my room. 83 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:14,890 We won't hear of it. I love these people. 84 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:21,170 All right, Grandma, if you really mean this, we'll take you up on your offer. 85 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:25,050 Sure, but before you go, I got you a wedding present. 86 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:27,510 Oh, how sweet of you. 87 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:32,800 Well, I... I know that new couples need things to start out with. Oh, 88 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,100 bourbon. 89 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:46,440 I didn't know you're black. Thanks, Grandma. We'll think of you whenever we 90 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,440 a highball. 91 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:53,900 Well, anyhow, here are the keys to the car, so go and enjoy yourself. Oh, we'd 92 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,420 really appreciate this. Thank you. Goodbye. 93 00:06:56,650 --> 00:07:00,850 Grandma. Goodbye, sweetheart. Goodbye, you two. Have a great time. Oh, thank 94 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:04,710 you. Bye. Oh, they're adorable. 95 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:09,670 Well, what do you say we go to the dining room and I'll make us that lunch 96 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:15,590 promised? Good. Oh, boy, I see those two. And I think about Kirk's 97 00:07:15,590 --> 00:07:18,550 and me. What a honeymoon we had. 98 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:20,030 Where'd you go? 99 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,490 Back to his place. 100 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:33,430 Now she's doing it to me, too. 101 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:50,030 Hi. 102 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:51,490 Oh, hi. 103 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,350 What do you got there? 104 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:58,010 Just some packages. I was feeling kind of down, so I decided to go into town 105 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,930 buy a few things to lift my spirits. 106 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,680 I bought some really cute blouses. 107 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,560 Would you like to see them? Sure. 108 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,180 They had an unbelievable selection of colors. I bought most of them. 109 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,660 By the way, who are you? 110 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,360 Blanche Devane. 111 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:17,360 Any relation to Kurt? His grandmother. 112 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,720 Oh, I'm Stephanie Vanderkellen. 113 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:21,440 Are you a guest here? 114 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,280 I wish. 115 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:24,620 I'm the maid. 116 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,040 What do you think? 117 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,960 Very nice. 118 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,480 It cost me two months' salary, but what could I do? 119 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,320 I have to wear silk. 120 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,080 Why is that? 121 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:43,520 Anything else makes me dizzy. 122 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:51,800 Well, Stephanie, you know, you impress me as the kind of girl who wouldn't be a 123 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:55,600 maid. You impress me as the kind of girl who would have a maid. 124 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,940 That is so great of you to say. 125 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:04,020 I actually do come from a very wealthy family, but they cut me off. 126 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,660 So what are you doing up here? 127 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,760 Well, for the first time in my life, I'm trying to be independent and self 128 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:14,480 -sufficient. But basically, I'm praying I'll fall in love with a rich man and 129 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,340 never have to work another day as long as I can. 130 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,200 Oh, yeah. 131 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:24,380 Well, you know, I found out one thing. If you want to go after something, you 132 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:27,640 have to ask for it. No good sitting around... 133 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:32,170 Expecting the world to come up and read your thoughts. The world is reading the 134 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:33,170 newspaper. 135 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:38,810 Now, you have to go over to a man, talk to him, and take the newspaper out of 136 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:44,510 his hand, hit him over the head if you have to, and say, look at me. 137 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:46,470 I'm a woman. 138 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,630 Buy me a drink. 139 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,180 This is my brother, Daryl. 140 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,900 And this is my other brother, Daryl. 141 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:15,220 They're looking after the cafe while Kirk and Cindy are on their honeymoon. 142 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,500 Oh, I'm Blanche, Kirk's grandmother. 143 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:20,340 How's it going over there? 144 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,960 Well, everything was going fine until we got a customer, and that's when we hit 145 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,960 a snag. 146 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,540 We came to see if Mr. Loudon could help us out. 147 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,480 Hold on. I'll see if he's in a study. 148 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,570 What are you, boy? do when you're not looking after the cafe? 149 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:39,850 Oh, we haul rubbish, drain swamps, cart away dead livestock. 150 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:43,890 Anything where we can get paid and have fun at the same time. 151 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,870 He'll be out in a minute. 152 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:52,030 If you'll excuse me, I have to go upstairs and put this stuff away. 153 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:55,870 Miss Daphne, may I say you're looking lovely today? 154 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,250 Yes, you may. 155 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,840 These gentlemen have a problem. 156 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,500 I know. 157 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:13,600 What's the trouble? 158 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,240 Kirk didn't leave no money in the cash register to make change. 159 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:17,800 How much money do you need? 160 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,020 Three quarters. 161 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:21,560 That's all you need? 162 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:25,060 Well, there's a man over there whose bill came to $4 .25. 163 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:30,660 He gave us $5, and the way Darryl figures it, we owe him 75 cents. 164 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,380 That's three quarters. 165 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,960 know what they're doing? 166 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,280 Not really. 167 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:50,520 What would you think if I went over there for a while and gave him a hand? 168 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:51,820 I think it might help. 169 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,500 You got three quarters? 170 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,260 Uh, look, boys. 171 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:07,920 What would you say to me coming over there and giving you a hand for a while? 172 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:09,340 We'd say yes. 173 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,640 Oh, get that dick, will you? 174 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:23,420 Hello, Stratford Inn. 175 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,400 Kirk? 176 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:29,440 What are you... What do you mean, shut up? This is your one phone call. 177 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,220 What... You're kidding. 178 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,640 Well, we're... You're kidding. 179 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,439 Don't worry. 180 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,700 We'll get there as soon as we can. 181 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:42,980 Stephanie Joy, I've got to come down here. 182 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:11,820 George to keep an eye on the EM. Joanna, you and I are going to go up and help 183 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:12,679 Kirk and Cindy. 184 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,360 Oh, no. Not more car trouble. 185 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,380 In a way, they were arrested for driving a stolen car. 186 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,880 What? 187 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,660 But that doesn't make sense. They were driving Blanche's car. 188 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:27,180 I know. You better go get her and head up there. Okay. What should I do? I've 189 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,540 got a basket full of wet clothes in the basement. Will you put them in the dry? 190 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:30,740 Of course. This is an emergency. 191 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,039 a favor? 192 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,700 Uh, have you ever played blackjack? 193 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 No. 194 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,700 Well, we may have found a way. 195 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:27,300 Let's play a few hands and you'll learn as we go along. 196 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,360 Oh, how are you? Just in time. We're going to play a little blackjack. 197 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,180 Blanche, we have to talk to you. We just got a call from Kirk. He and Cindy are 198 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,179 in jail. 199 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,180 Jail? 200 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,440 The car they were driving was reported stolen. 201 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:51,240 Now, Blanche, do you have any idea why they would think your car is stolen? 202 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:55,700 Well, maybe it isn't just exactly my car. 203 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,260 Whose is it? 204 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:01,020 Remember the gentleman in Akron? 205 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,080 You stole his car? 206 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,500 Of course not. 207 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:13,640 Stealing is you go in a parking lot, choose a car at random, smash the window 208 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:19,650 and hot wire it. No. All I did was take the keys out of his pocket while he was 209 00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:20,650 asleep. 210 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:25,290 I even left a note. But the law is funny. 211 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:31,490 This is where, if you are the owner of the car, you have all the 212 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:32,790 advantages. 213 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:40,450 Look, can we talk about this on the way? Listen, it's all my fault. Just give me 214 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:42,890 the keys to your car and I'll handle it. No. 215 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:49,880 I mean as I think all of us should go. I wish you wouldn't do this. 216 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,600 I'm beginning to feel as though my visit was suddenly becoming an imposition. 217 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:55,840 Don't be silly. 218 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,440 We love having you. 219 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:02,220 Right. Now let's get your grandson and his bride out of jail. 220 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:08,280 I guess we can still play cards. 221 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,100 How about a game of war? 222 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,460 Driving my grandmother's car? 223 00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,339 What about you? 224 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,579 Assault with a battery. 225 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:22,079 What? 226 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,680 I hit a guy with a diehard. 227 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,900 This is insane. I've never been in jail in my life. 228 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,640 Well, neither have I. Do you think this is any easier for me? Standing here 229 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,080 looking at my husband in a cell with that gorilla? 230 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:41,860 Are you trying to get me killed? 231 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,860 This is a great... 232 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:52,370 Honey, don't worry. It'll get all straightened out as soon as your 233 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,570 gets here. I hope so. 234 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:56,030 Well, you know it will. This has to be a mistake. 235 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,350 Look, Cindy, there's something about my grandmother I didn't tell you. 236 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,650 Something I'm not exactly proud of. 237 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:03,469 Well, what's that? 238 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:05,250 She's been in and out of prison all her life. 239 00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:07,270 Your grandmother? 240 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,290 Yeah. For what? 241 00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:11,870 Stealing cars. 242 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,330 Kirk, if you knew this, how could you let us take... 243 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,510 I never even thought about it. All I was thinking about was you and me getting 244 00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:21,510 to Niagara Falls. 245 00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:24,730 I mean, Kirk, maybe this is more serious than I thought. 246 00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:28,390 Look, maybe I ought to call the hotel and let them know we're going to be 247 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:29,630 I don't want to lose our deposit. 248 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:34,330 How can you be thinking about a deposit when I'm standing here facing grand 249 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,329 theft auto? 250 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,330 But it's $50. 251 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,470 So what if it's $50? 252 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,410 All right, make the call. 253 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,679 so long? 254 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,180 Dick wouldn't let me drive. 255 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:54,300 Are you guys okay? 256 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,280 I'm feeling a little crowded. 257 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,680 Help me, please. 258 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,060 Don't panic. We're gonna get you out of here. Excuse me, are you Blanche Devane? 259 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,820 Who wants to know? 260 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:11,800 He does, Blanche. We picked up your grandson this afternoon driving a stolen 261 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,300 car, and he claims that he got it from you. 262 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,659 Is that true? 263 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:16,960 Who wants to know? 264 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:22,990 The car is registered to a Willard Bailey in Akron, Ohio. 265 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,030 Look, this whole thing is a misunderstanding. 266 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,409 Who are you? 267 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,310 Who wants to know? 268 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,650 Lance, I'm not going to tell you again. 269 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:35,750 Look, I'm Dick Loudon. This is my wife, Joanna. 270 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,090 We're neighbors of the suspect. 271 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:42,510 We were at the location when the alleged vehicle was being exchanged between the 272 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:45,350 accuser and the accuser's grandmother, who... 273 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:50,730 who acquired the said vehicle from the aforementioned Mr. Bailey, under 274 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:56,230 circumstances which, well, for the sake of discretion, are possibly better left 275 00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,230 undisclosed. 276 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:00,510 Huh? 277 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:08,230 I appreciate what you're trying to say, but I think you're getting everybody all 278 00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:14,290 confused. You see, what he's trying to tell you was, Willard and I were in 279 00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:15,710 For one night. 280 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:19,450 Then it was over, and I borrowed his wheel. 281 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,330 Is that a confession? 282 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,990 It's better than a confession. It's the truth. 283 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:33,230 Constable, under the circumstances, I think we can let that young man go. 284 00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:34,509 Wee! 285 00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:37,010 Wee! Well, thank you for understanding. 286 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,490 Yeah, I never thought it'd be that simple. 287 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:42,690 And, Constable, would you please book Mrs. Devane? 288 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:43,930 What? 289 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,390 What are you talking? She's under arrest. 290 00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:48,570 I thought we had everything worked out. 291 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:53,230 Mr. Loudon, she's being charged with grand theft auto and transporting a 292 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:54,470 car across state lines. 293 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:56,810 I have to turn her over to federal authorities. 294 00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,530 But you can't arrest my grandma. Oh, come on. 295 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:00,790 Don't get dramatic. 296 00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:02,910 I've been through all this before. 297 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:04,870 But I haven't. What's going to happen to you? 298 00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,710 I can't let this happen. Officer, I lied to you before. 299 00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:11,430 What? I didn't borrow the car from my grandmother. I borrowed it from this 300 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:15,270 She's my grandmother. Be a man. Take the rap. 301 00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,970 I'm not going to take the rap. Okay, then I stole the car. 302 00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:25,930 Kirk, what are you doing? You can't confess to a crime you didn't commit. 303 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:29,430 Somebody's got to confess to something. I can't send my grandmother to prison. 304 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,900 Cuffs on me, Chief. I'm ready to go. 305 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:56,220 I don't think the handcuffs will be necessary, Mrs. Devane. Wait a minute. 306 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,800 there anything we can do? I'm afraid not, Mr. Loudon. 307 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,080 Can we at least have a minute to say goodbye? 308 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,760 Sure. Oh, dear. 309 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:04,900 Oh, boy. 310 00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:08,540 Give us a break there, sweetie. 311 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,820 Don't be upset, darling. I'm happy. 312 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,420 How can you be happy? 313 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:22,620 Because, dummy, you're married and I don't have to worry about you anymore. 314 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:27,480 the first time, I can go to jail without having a heavy heart. 315 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Cindy, 316 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:35,600 I'm so happy you married him, dear. He needed it. Oh, boy. 317 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:42,180 Dick, Joanna, thanks for all the freebies. Oh, Blanche. Is there anything 318 00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:43,180 do to help you? 319 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,760 Is there anything you need? 320 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:48,340 Well... The only thing I can think of would be money, and I'll keep you in 321 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,280 All right, come on, let's go. 322 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,520 Who's driving? 323 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,340 I am. You're cute, thanks. 324 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:56,919 Bye, Grandma. 325 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,920 Oh, sweetheart. 326 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,500 I can't believe she's gone. 327 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:08,380 Kirk, we'll do everything we can to get her out. You're darn right we will. I'm 328 00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:11,000 going to hire the best lawyer money can buy, and I don't care if I have to sell 329 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,100 the cafe and go into debt. 330 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,280 I don't care if you and I both have to go into debt. 331 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:15,810 I'm going to get her out of this. 332 00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:18,150 Excuse me, where's your grandmother's purse? 333 00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:20,870 Her purse? Doesn't she have it? She said she left it here.